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WHY AM I STILL WRITING IN THIS
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OKAY, LET ME MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY CLEAR: I DON'T WANT TO WRITE THIS GODDAMN JOURNAL ENTRY. I NEVER WANT TO WRITE FUCKING JOURNAL ENTRIES, BUT THIS ONE ESPECIALLY. IT PISSES ME OFF JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, AND FOR SOMETHING TO FURTHER MY ALREADY GOD-LIKE RAGE, IT MUST BE PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE. AND IT IS. THE ONLY REASON I'M WRITING IN THIS GODDAMN THING IS BECAUSE NEPETA WOULDN'T STOP BOTHERING THE FUCK OUT OF ME UNTIL I DID.
NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, FUCK YOU JOURNAL. LET'S START TALKING.
ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO I BROKE INTO THE FELT MANOR AND STOLE THESE SHITTY AS KNUCKLEDUSTERS. THAT'S WHEN ALL THIS SHIT STARTED HAPPENING.
SO, FIRST OF A
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JOURNAL ENTRY 1, I GUESS.
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DEAR JOURNAL, YOU'RE A FUCKING PRICK. SO YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO ME RAMBLE WHILE YOU CONTINUE TO BE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT BOOK THAT ONLY HAS THE PURPOSE OF BEING WRITTEN IN. JERKASS.
SO, ME AND GAMZEE WENT DOWN TO THE ALTERNIAN VETERINARIAN THIS AFTERNOON. THE BREEZE HAD TOLD ME TO INFECT SOME OF THE ANIMALS WITH A SERUM THAT REVERTS THE EFFECTS OF THE PUPA'S CONTROL. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY. NEPETA DIDN'T TAG ALONG THIS TIME, WHICH I SUPPOSE I'M GRATEFUL FOR. SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THE POOR ANIMALS GET BUTTFUCKED BY SYRINGES, I GUESS, AND I DON'T BLAME HER. SHIT WAS EXTREMELY FUCKING GRATUITOUS. ANYWAY, GAMZEE WENT IN AND R
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ooooohhh i would love to catch you, not that i am justice, but perhaps i'll make you my servent @^@ hehehe >:3
Sooo.... here's a stupid question. What's going on right now? In trollcops, I mean.
Hi! Um, I'm new, and don't know what's going on. Can you purrlease help me?
YEAH, OKAY. LEMME LET YOU IN ON A COUPLE OF THINGS:
ARTIFACTS ARE A THING, I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THEM. THEY ARE LIKE, OVERPOWERED BULLSHIT ITEMS THAT GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN POWERS DEPENDING ON THE PERSON AND THE ARTIFACT. LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, I HAVE THESE SHITTY KNUCKLEDUSTERS, CALLED 'REVERSE ANEURYSMS'. THEY CREATE WEAPONS OUT OF EITHER MY BLOOD, OR THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES; THEY CAN LITERALLY SUCK OUT ALL OF A PERSON'S BLOOD. AND I HATE THEM. BECAUSE THEY TAKE OVER MY MIND OR SOME SHIT; STILL NOT TOTALLY SURE ON THE GODDAMN DETAILS, REGARDLESS.
LET'S FUCKING SEE, WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE... OH, YEAH, TEREZI TRIED TO KILL ME AT LEAST 10 DIFFERENT TIMES. YEP, THAT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING.
((Hi, Nepeta! If you want to learn about more stuff, you can probably just be filled in in-RP. Oh, do you have a Skype?))
ARTIFACTS ARE A THING, I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THEM. THEY ARE LIKE, OVERPOWERED BULLSHIT ITEMS THAT GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN POWERS DEPENDING ON THE PERSON AND THE ARTIFACT. LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, I HAVE THESE SHITTY KNUCKLEDUSTERS, CALLED 'REVERSE ANEURYSMS'. THEY CREATE WEAPONS OUT OF EITHER MY BLOOD, OR THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES; THEY CAN LITERALLY SUCK OUT ALL OF A PERSON'S BLOOD. AND I HATE THEM. BECAUSE THEY TAKE OVER MY MIND OR SOME SHIT; STILL NOT TOTALLY SURE ON THE GODDAMN DETAILS, REGARDLESS.
LET'S FUCKING SEE, WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE... OH, YEAH, TEREZI TRIED TO KILL ME AT LEAST 10 DIFFERENT TIMES. YEP, THAT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING.
((Hi, Nepeta! If you want to learn about more stuff, you can probably just be filled in in-RP. Oh, do you have a Skype?))
Could you fill me in a little more about artifacts? Do I have one?
((My computer isn't working, I'm on a friend's computer. Can we rp some time ina chat room instead of Skype?))
((My computer isn't working, I'm on a friend's computer. Can we rp some time ina chat room instead of Skype?))
NO YOU DON'T HAVE AN ARTIFACT. AT LEAST NOT YET.
((We're all in the RP rooms right now, so yeah.))
((We're all in the RP rooms right now, so yeah.))